"Dear Mindy,
Hi, my name's Matt, and I just wanted to write and let you know
that your website sucks. Seriously, it's awful. I know you coded it yourself
and everything, and may be wary of changing it up, but it's really bad. Really,
really bad. Listen Mindy ,I'm an amazing guy. I am. I am an organized, punctual,
god of a man. Plus, I take amazing
photographs. Speaking of amazing photos,
attached to this e-mail is a photo I took myself that I have entitled,
"sexy sexy bitch." I hope you enjoy it, and I hope one day you'll put it on
your website next my bio that you'll write yoruself and that I won't approve of
because you'll write a fake e-mail from me where I call myself a, "god of a man."
sunshine forever,
Matt"
And Matt was right. Mindy did put that picture next to his bio that she
wrote herself, and she did write a fake e-mail from Matt in which he
calls himself a god of a man.